Luxana: You are such a handsome man, you do that self-deprecating humor stuff, but I hope you know that you're attractive as hell.

Zachary: Thanks Lux, that means a lot to me. Oh, and my ego thanks you too.

Luxana: Would you do something that I haven't been very, uh, receptive to in the past?

Zachary: You want me to sing Billy Joel songs?

Luxana: (Laughs) No, I know you can't carry a tune. I want you to make oral love to me. I know you always wanted to and stopped trying because of me being hung up about it. Lately I've been sampling from my fingers after masturbating. I don't know why I thought I smelled and tasted bad, I don't.

Zachary: You're masturbating now! I'm going to get whiplash from all these changes in direction you're making. Scoot forward, I'm going to turn around and do this proper.