John: Ah, so you think I should be over the divorce by now. Maybe I should, I don't know. I'm not depressed, not clinically anyway. I relate so much to the people here, they're all the family and friends I need.
Judy: What about asking someone here out on a date? That Food Services woman Francine looks at you in a pretty special way when you rush past her to your next meeting or appointment. What about Luxana? You two are already a mutual admiration club.
John: You know how I feel about office relationships, they're like two lit fuses tied to the same bomb, it doesn't really matter which one gets there first - the thing is going to blow up. I'm glad you asked the question though, I need to give it some thought.
Judy: You're the brain expert - don't just think - signal those leg muscles of yours to get you up off your ass and get a life!
John: Why do I think that if I don't get off my ass, as you say, that you'll stay on my ass until I do?