John: Yeah, so great that he can't even remember what day of the week it is half the time.

Judy: …and so great that he should attach his car keys to a refrigerator so he doesn't keep losing them!

John: …and his even greater Executive Assistant, Judy, who comes back from lunch with spinach in her teeth!

Judy: Smart ass! At least it didn't clash with my green dress!

They have a good long laugh at both their expenses.
End of Chapter 1