Consolata: OK - my name is Consolata Baghetti. I moved in next door recently and wanted to do the neighborly thing and, you know, say hello. I kind of made too much fudge so I brought some over.

Walter: Hi Consolata. That's an unusual name. My name's Riggs comma Walter - not so unusual. There's plenty of Walters around, famous Walters too, there's Cronkite, Disney, Whitman, Mitty, Pidgeon, Mondale, Little Walter - just to name a few. I'm not any of those though, I'm just plain Walter.